turdkey baster

a turdshake squirted out of a turkey baster

There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

testicular banter

When the local doctor checks your prostate and it’s the exact same as his, and you both laugh it off casually.

Doctor - “Yo lemme check your scrotal mass”

Patient - “For sure homie! It’s on the health insurance so don’t be afraid to do some heavy examination”

Doctor - “ayoo bro we got the same”

Patient - “no way bro, that’s crazy”

~ Laughing it off while while realizing there is no diagnosis as of yet.

That is testicular banter in its raw form.

by JackisOG October 15, 2021

neece banter

When someone's chat/banter is weak or self indulgent. Usually used by the scapegoat of a group to try and creep their way up the social hierarchy but by using neece banter they have achieved quite the opposite.

'Just hooned 2 snakey B's mate. Lets have a bevvie comp.'
Person 1 'How does he get his calves so defined?'
Person 2 'Barukh Abadi, don't use such neece banter.'

by David Masson January 28, 2008

Anal Banter

When you do something that could be said to be homosexual, but only in jest.

Person A: "Stop touching my knee you Fag"

Person B: "Just a bit of Anal Banter mate"

by PompeyPwn September 1, 2006

Barters

Ugly (as in not good looking).
Normally directed towards people.
Used in innner London.

"She is barters son"
(She is ugly)

by xJustinx August 15, 2006

Race Baiter

Term often used as a smokescreen to suppress any legitimate discourse on the state of race relations in the United States or to deny the existence of racism in some form.

A reporter was accused of being a race baiter for suggesting that some, not all, of the criticism of President Obama is motivated in racism.

by That Guy on That Show April 2, 2013

bacteria

Tiny beings that you live with.

I live with a bunch of bacteria
I sleep with them too...

by Soap with Pancakes May 23, 2018