The act of sex when a female is dangling from the ceiling via four or five ropes ((two for her arms and two for her legs and one extra for her midsection)) and is spread eagle in an X formation.
Loren: How's your relationship going? You still bored?
Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.
Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.
Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.
Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.
Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.
Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.
by infernlmagician October 16, 2009
Raw ass pussy that's tore up from the floor up, tore back from the door back, and dem curtains stepped on like a door matt, sagging lower then a old woman's fun bags.
Damn, i was gonna hit that shit but she had some Bunny Bacon pussy lips.
That bitch tried feeding me her Bunny Bacon.
Can we have Bunny Bacon for breakfast dad?
That chick been fucked so much that she cooking Bunny Bacon downstairs.
That bitch tried feeding me her Bunny Bacon.
Can we have Bunny Bacon for breakfast dad?
That chick been fucked so much that she cooking Bunny Bacon downstairs.
by mypimpPONY April 01, 2013
A code-word for BL (boy's love, or yaoi). In this case, it means boy on boy sex in manga/anime/fanfiction.
Also two of three ingredients in a BLT sandwitch.
Also two of three ingredients in a BLT sandwitch.
I read some extremely smutty bacon lettuce yesterday.
Let me share this Shizaya bacon lettuce with you.
Mom: What is BL?
Me: ...bacon lettuce.
Let me share this Shizaya bacon lettuce with you.
Mom: What is BL?
Me: ...bacon lettuce.
by Arrachne July 10, 2015
A sweat, sour, and colorful rainbow strip of candy made by Airheads (or similar brand) that resembles a bacon strip.
by Scootsie Double Day May 19, 2011
Somebody that attracts large numbers of cops/police aka bacon or pigs. You do not want to hang around this person under ANY circumstances!!!! A bacon magnet will typically be stupid as fuck, engage in criminal behavior that is so obvious that it's a wonder they are not already in jail for life. The Bacon Magnet will likely try to rat you out if caught by the many cops after him/her. Homicidal thoughts towards or about the bacon magnet are normal and should be keep in check because remember there is always somebody with less self control and they will curb stomp this mother fucker eventually. The average Bacon Magnet is also a ONE way first class ticket to a federal pound-me-in the-ass prison... seriously never hang out or even go within 300 yards of this person. They will mooch off of you if they can and steal from you. If they somehow get your number or address I suggest changing numbers, moving out of the country or just killing yourself to get away.
John:Hey did you here about that kid that got caught for stealing a backpack somebody left in the bathroom.
Joe:Yeah that guys a Bacon Magnet, there weren't even witnesses or security footage seeing as it was a bathroom
John: I know right I guess he stole it like last Tuesday and they questioned him today and the cops tricked him into confessing
Joe: Yeah what a fuck up if he ever found out where i lived I think id just kill myself.
John: yeah me too thats really the only way to get away from someone like that.
Joe:Yeah that guys a Bacon Magnet, there weren't even witnesses or security footage seeing as it was a bathroom
John: I know right I guess he stole it like last Tuesday and they questioned him today and the cops tricked him into confessing
Joe: Yeah what a fuck up if he ever found out where i lived I think id just kill myself.
John: yeah me too thats really the only way to get away from someone like that.
by weed warper 2 July 13, 2011
by me or you June 21, 2009
A Bacon Bounty is a complicated process requiring practice in which the subject inserts shavings of a coconut into their anus. A second participant then ejaculates onto these shavings. The subject then defecates out these shavings, and the combination of fecal matter, semen, and coconut resembles a Mars(TM) Bounty bar.
by toms-a-nob June 10, 2015