Bird

Jail time, or a jail sentence.
From Cockney rhyming slang

birdlime = jail time

Me: "Did you hear the knicked my man?"
Bredrin: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah bro. He's doing bird right now"

That geezer got a bird

by makkathedapperyungtrapper December 2, 2020

bird

n. a tall skinny weak guy with narrow shoulders and that bad sloping posture

Jimmy's a fuckin' bird, a twelve year old could kick his ass.

Not a lot of chicks are attracted to birds, unless they play guitar.

by Nostradamus Bear December 4, 2020

bird

a male penis

damn sean, them girls are over your bird

by draksnis December 7, 2020

Bird

British slang word for woman.
Originates from London where prostitutes where refered to as birds with each area of London naming their whores after different birds.
In modern times this meaning has been lost and bird is used by working class people to describe a woman in general, not in a derogatory manner.
Chicks being young women (usually a pretty one and old bird meaning... well you can work thst one out yourself.

What did you so last night, fella?
I went to the pub with my bird.

I shagged an old bird last night, it was the best bonk I've ever had.

by Pat Fenus December 9, 2020

Bird

Bird is a word.

A-well now, everybody's heard about the bird
About the bird, the bird, bird bird bird

by 🍰 December 14, 2020

Bird

A young dumb woman who acts like a thot and feels entitled.

This bird expects a 6ft man who makes 6 figures to take her to a 5-star restaurant on a first date? This bitch is crazy

by guapoobands December 20, 2020

Bird

A person who can fly

Look at her, she’s a bird

by Djjcycb we bcushf February 15, 2021