author

Me. And any other person who wrote a definition on this site

I'm an author

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

Authors

Sadists who probably enjoy making us cry.

“I love those authors. I also hate them with all of my being”

by Help_me_pls May 28, 2018

authort

to protrude outwards, to bring forth

He was trying to authort his authority over the rest of us.

by Shannonn September 8, 2006

authoritized

process by which government pretends to 'downsize' by creating non-governmental authorities out of government departments

I'm no longer a government employee because our department has been authoritized, so we now work for a non-governmental authority.

by daninsask September 26, 2008

Authority Strap

The lower strap of a thong that dictates whether the user will have it up his/her ass or not.

Her authority strap crept right up her ass last night.

by Bailey Cox July 7, 2008

Authorisized

1.To emotionally hurt someone. 2.to physically hurt someone. 3.to pown someone in any way. 4.to cause damage.

Jimmy just authorisized me.
Bob authorisized me in hockey.
dude, that hobo just authorisized the store window!

by the authorisizer April 13, 2009

authorisize

Verb; 1.to cause damage. 2.to injure someone. 3.to emotionally wreck someone. 4.to break an object.

used to replace other verbs when the they do not accurately describe the situations.

1)He is gonna authorisize that window.
2)she is great at authorisizing people and making them fell bad.
3)that boy punched me in the face and yelled " you have just been authorisized".

by Tyler "Jesus" K. April 13, 2009