Jizz attack

The act of ejaculating and having a heart attack simultaneously

Dante: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me

Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!

by AlexGdizzle February 5, 2009

panic attack

A panic attack is basically one of the worst things that anyone could ever experience. If you are having a panic attack you feel nauseas, very hot like you have a fever, feel like you have to go to the bathroom, and feel very scared/worried all at the same time.

Panic attacks are some of the worst things that you could ever experience.

by Jnelsonmarka October 1, 2006

Jack Attack

When you’re laying in bed and your horny so you fuck your pillow, cum all over the pillow then proceed to flip it over and go to sleep

“Man did you boys ever fuck the shit outta your pillow as a kid?”
“No cunt that’s fucked”
“Nah well it’s good as, was doing it last night”
“You’re fucked up Jack”
“Nah I call it the Jack Attack”

by Bbbbaaaz September 3, 2019

spaz attack

getting overly worried or hyper about something

"You better control her, just in case she has a spaz attack or something."

by Triggure August 2, 2006

Fap-Attack

The act of be able to think of nothing but fapping, and having the need to fap immediately. Often caused by not fapping over a long period time, or viewing viewing a fap-tastic sight.

Beau had a massive Fap-Attack when he saw that chick because he hadnt fapped in hours.

by LocsOnly January 10, 2010

panic attacks

An attack of anxiety, Usually with a feeling that something bad is about to happen, the person feels out of control.

'I have a panic attacks when i try and go in elavators'

by Pink_Misfit June 12, 2006

attractive

A phenomenon where chemicals and pheromones are released via the human body and the human animal instincts of reproduction and the desire of ownership take precedence. Largely in-part based on the societal definition of "beautiful", as most humans would either have largely varying attractors or none at all. Most often regarded as sensory overload, as the desire is often overwhelming to the human intellect and rationale.

"So yeah, my father died last week and although it hurts I ju...."
<pause>
"DAMN. Did you see that girl? Man, she was attractive. Did you see that ass? Wow."
<pause>
"What was I saying again?"

by asdfjsdfoiasd June 27, 2009