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Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.
Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry
by brownie hound April 30, 2003
mugGet the monkeys ate my skidmark undiesmug.

wtf dude u ate my pizza

typically used when ur homie accidentally eats ur pizza
you: wtf dude u ate my pizza?!
mate: oh srry brotha pay u new pizza kk bro
you: k
*bro hug*
by hi my name is joe mama November 19, 2020
mugGet the wtf dude u ate my pizzamug.

Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!
It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!
by LonePooper December 17, 2019
mugGet the Smell My Gas and Guess What I Atemug.
You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.
You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT
by Zelda_. April 15, 2020
mugGet the Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine assmug.

when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs

a lyric in the son gaston from beauty in the beast that some people remix
P1: How are you so fit?

P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

P1: oh ok
by The Ranting Kid Rants May 5, 2018
mugGet the when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggsmug.

You thought you ate? Give me that plate

You thought you ate? Gimme that plate” is the worse phrase in all of existence, saying this phrase as a male means that you aren’t a sigma male, your a bitch boy who likes dick in all of the holes on his body, saying this phrase as a female means that your a slutty human being that cannot come up with a better comeback so you say the phrase instead because your speechless.
Person 1: *Says something really cool a roast battle*

Person 2: “You thought you ate? Give me that plate!”

Person 3: “Wow, their that speechless that they say that bullshit instead of anything else?!”

Person 4: “Yeah I agree, they are totally a fag, must’ve been raised by farm animals.”
by 7_7 February 7, 2022
mugGet the You thought you ate? Give me that platemug.

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