Friend

Someone who shows you their boobs because they love you.

Virginia showed me her boobs so she is my friend.

by VirginiasFriend January 27, 2021

Friends

I don't know what friends are. I don't have any

"what are friends?"
"who knows"

by Coconuts332 June 14, 2021

Friend

The other dude that's actually boning or hooking up with a chick. A females underhanded false representation of the "other guy" she knows what's up with him but wants to keep misleading and using you while knowing you have feelings for her. A false title a female uses to mislead or throw you off the scent of her boyfriend.

I went to a friends house after work.

Me and my friend are studying no you can't come over.

My friend is in the car with me.

I'm staying the night at a friends house tonight.

Sorry I can't go out with you I have plans with a friend.

by Joe dirty May 24, 2014

Friend

Someone you’ll never have.

Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

Friends

Useless pieces of shit that will always fail to aid you.

I think we are friends now

by Valt1c April 17, 2022

Friends

Hoes David Martinez invites to art shows.

David constantly ditches real ones to go out with his friends.

by Senorbiscuit July 20, 2018

Friends

A reason for living

Be careful which friends you choose and make sure you choose the right ones

by Angular126 December 1, 2019