Armando

noun
1. one who writes stream-of-consciousness essays.
2. a seemingly obtuse and emotionally inarticulate boy too afraid to be who he is and go after what he wants that he just stands by silently; a wallflower.

1.
j: 'what is this essay?! sounds like someone was just writing exactly what came into their head!"
t: 'oh, its armando'
j: 'ahh.'

2.
may: 'why won't he return my calls? i want to explain!'
june: 'forget him, he's just being an armando. there are plenty more fish in the sea!'

by godSHIT August 17, 2011

Armadilloing

The act of curling up into a ball due to severe period cramps

"Hey where's Jen?"
"Oh I'd leave her alone for a while. Last I saw she was armadilloing"

by Eye of the Tiger July 25, 2013

armandy

Someone who gets all the girl and is a great athlete. Armandy will have a great future.

Armandy is hot

by Armandy September 9, 2016

armaan

to dip

She armaaned.
They armaaned away from the cops.
He armaaed away from the video call.

by Harvard Law School February 26, 2020

Sunny the Armadillo

A witty Canadian with a bitingly sarcastic sense of humor and the ability to win the hearts of many with his loveable cruelty and noob-bashing.

Newb: Hiy, gys, wuts up. Im n00 two teh forumz and thawt i shhuld say hie i <3 Watrmanan <insert several obnoxious smilies here>

Sunny: You fail at life

by ChillyGod March 21, 2005

Fire Boat Armada

Similar to the Fire Boat, but done by a group of people (three or more). While all are floating in the pool, all spray urine onto one person, thus looking like a bunch of fire boats putting out a fire. Again, most easily performed by several males doing this onto another person.

My girlfriend let me and my buddies give her a fire boat armada in the pool last weekend.

by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

Armageddillennium

The transition from Armageddon to the Millennium.

Jesus decent from the heavens on a chariot of fire occurs during the Armageddillennium.

by SWilsonMc February 3, 2008