Amish Surfboard

A flat chested 2nd cousin, particularly one that you have titty fucked, or have interest in titty-fucking.

Dude, I totally rode a Amish Surfboard at my family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Amish Broomstick

Getting pegged by a girl in a barn in Lancaster County, PA with hand powered tools.

"We were on our way to Shady Maple when she gave me the Amish Broomstick"

by Boathouse drinking November 30, 2019

Digitally Amish

People who refuse to upgrade their mobile devices, won't participate on social media, and miss out on cultural trends and events because of their devout belief that technology and digital media are terrible.

My brother is coming over to watch a movie at my house because his TV is from 2007, he can only get Netflix by streaming it through his old Playstation 3, and he won't buy a Roku because he's digitally Amish.

I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.

He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.

by PunkRockHR December 5, 2019

Amish Style

Fucking someone’s belly button because of a culture of prudence and lack of sexual education.

Did you hear about the Amish couple that went to a pharmacist to help with conceiving a child? Yeah. They were fucking Amish style so he tore up her belly button.

by Rubies June 7, 2018

Amish

That indian tech guy that has magic hands

Quick, call Amish!

by asdj;kbadsfdsabdsauagsda dgoh November 29, 2020

amish sweatsuit

An Amish sweatsuit is a condom that's been used for six different ladies in one week filled with cum sweat and cheese from down under

It's been awhile since I've had an Amish sweatsuit on

by Peanutbutter boy 69 March 18, 2020

Amish Period

When you do anal without lube or for the first time and you bleed

I got my Amish period last night when Jake fucked me

by Skinnypills July 13, 2020