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horny for alcohol

when you really want sex but sex is alcohol
Oh man! I'm just so horny for alcohol right now! -James Brown
by Kel10 April 2, 2021
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alcoholic hostility

alcohol performing its' 'magic' on a normally 'nice person', changing their personality somewhat like jekyll/hyde.
alcoholic hostility convinced john he was being 'stunk on,' which always immediately switched him into 'fighting mode'
alcoholic hostility had him/her taking on the most aggressive and nonsensical imagined positions...
by michael foolsley December 31, 2014
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hiroshima of alcohol

When a whole carton of beer or a bottle of spirits is dropped and smashed. People will often step away from the contaminated zone and only the generous will assist the victim to clean up and provide a new stock of booze (such assistance will render the victim dependent on the aid provider).

It can lay waste to a party, leaving people with thousand yard stares and in a state of dispair. Rare event, causes shock, uncertainty and fear. Can start arguments. Alcohol rationing can result. If no rationing can lead to 'haves' and 'have nots'.

A single occurence at a party will seriously affect the party. A second occurence can be catastrophic and end said party. It can even cause people to go straight home and not venture out further. In extreme occurences, it can lead to people curtailing their future social activities.
Jane: hey Tommy, what was the party like last night?
Tommy: horrible, I don't want to talk about it.
Jane: why not?
Tommy: some idiot knocked over the table with all the spirits on it. All of the booze was gone in an instant. It completely wrecked the party. People were looking at each other, like, what happened? how did this happen? what the fuck are we gonna do now? horrible
Jane: what a clutz. Sounds like a hiroshima of alcohol, best that you get out of there
by Fist of fury August 31, 2013
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Alcoholic Aquarium

Taking a mouth full of vodka and mixing it with Goldfish Crackers.
by JimmyMeowMeow May 26, 2023
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Alcohol d.j

The type of d.j. at a nightclub mostly full of underage people who’s music only sounds good after you’ve had a few drinks
Oh my god I hate being the sober friend, this bar is full of alcohol d.j’s
by Hippie chippy December 18, 2018
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Alcohol Tour

Noun
A journey to a destination conducted with the purpose of enjoying alcoholic beverages unique to that destination.
I'm planning to do an alcohol tour of California- brewpubs, wineries, and distilleries!
by AlcoholTourism April 24, 2013
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Alcohol Stall

When someone is taking time to consume or obtain an alcoholic beverage(s) right before something is supposed to begin and everyone else is ready.
"Great, another alcohol stall from Brandon right before the game starts."
by bloodypussy August 25, 2011
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