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Alan Jackson

A good friend of Mr Hughes, who does not take children's shoes but does the G-Mod Sexy Dance.
Jude: Hey Louis, do the Sexy Dance.
Louis: I can't. I'm not Alan Jackson.
by EltonJohnsSon June 7, 2019
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Alan Grody

The epitome of extremely gross and disgusting.
Felipe: So how was Mary last night?

Joe: Dude, she tried to finger bang me. It was really Alan Grody

Felipe: Cock sand.....
by Shaolin Shadowboxer January 25, 2011
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alan liang

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Alan money

1. The kind of money made in a day after getting little or no tips from all your tables while being a server, especially at Red Lobster.

2. The kind of money made by a person who's had an Alan day.
"How much money did you make today dude?"

"Alan money"

"That bad huh?"
by Alan's girlfriend aka clukyrat November 10, 2008
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Alan Cradle

A lacrosse term where where someone aggressively cradles with their biceps
Guy 1: Dude someone needs to tell that guy not to power cradle

Guy 2: You fucking idiot it's called an Alan Cradle
by Majuini0r April 27, 2019
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alan walker - faded

The most overrated and overused song on the earth. It is a predecessor of Darude - Sandstorm or 009 sound system, but unlike them, it is not only used much in youtube videos, it can also be heard everywhere, such as radios , TVs, in the mall etc. The song is the remake of Fade which was released on NCS in 2014. While the structure and melody are almost identical, "Faded" is noticeably different for its piano intro; with vocals by Iselin Solheim. As it became a hit in 2015, Alan walker immediately got millions of new fans, sadly, most of them don't know a shit about his other music like Fade, Force and Spectre, also they cannot even realise the difference between Fade and Faded, but ignores it anyway.
"To be honest, I've never liked Fade. I've always found it pretty bland and boring, and the mix of it was pretty shit. The vocal version is listenable now that they cleared up the mix and master, and the acoustic parts are decent, but it's still boring to me."

"alan walker - faded is pure cancer song."

"Hate it a lot, one of the worst songs ever, if not the worst"

Random person: "What is the name of the song playing in the background of this video?"
Captain :"It's alan walker fade"
Dumbass :"No its faded, I heard this song"
Captain :"Bitch. It's FADE"
by CWProkiller February 4, 2017
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Alane malibu swaaanaa

"Alane malibu swaaanaa" is a phrase expressing multiple joy. It is used among Munich students while greeting each other pridefully after having sex.
"Alane malibu swaaanaa! I just banged Nadja and gave her my boysahne on her tellernippel!" — “Alane malibu swaaanaa my dear, I fucked her this morning too! She drank my nierenjuice and then my saftsack!"
by gollomosh September 10, 2023
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