Ahmed

A big greasy ball.

There's a greaseball in the class named Ahmed.

by DeltaCompany January 31, 2022

Ahmed

usually short guy, small penis, greaseball

that ahmed guy is a total loser

by fatalbert4535 January 31, 2022

Yusuf Ahmed

the best person ever. he’s a bit loud and can be annoying but has a massive heart and only has your best intentions in mind. usually comes up with dark, complex plans that have good outcomes. a true anti-hero and a perfect man. he’s also praised for his rugged good lucks. he is however a massive heart throb and a huge simp. don’t be surprised if he steals you girl ;)

“Yusuf Ahmed has such an odd personality but i love him”

by Queen Of Thorns February 10, 2022

Ahmed Time

Roughly 4 times the value he states

Ahmed said he'd be an hour, so in Ahmed Time that's around 4 hours.

by gililand with only two L's October 3, 2021

Riz Ahmed

British actor with Pakistani origin. Most notably in the Mavrels “Venom” movie. He played the mad scientist Carlton Drake who later becomes a symbiotic super villain named riot.

Riz Ahmed is an Underrated actor.

by Mowaffles September 7, 2021

sayed ahmed

big ASS that will you COOM

Sayed is a chad that can say nigga in front of a blm protest and get away with it! He's the gayest on the block and doesn't like gay indian niggas.

Obama: is that ma nigga sayed?????
Sayed ahmed: দুবাই পরিপূর্ণ

by Kill_all_Gachas2020 September 12, 2021

Ahmed

massive coc bred for wild Juliana's

The Ahmed confidently bummed the wild Juliana

by Bred6 September 15, 2021