Ahmed

A funny arab boy that Can jump very long and high, he Also has a monster cock.

Person 1:Im very hurt in My ass
Person 2: you probably fucked an Ahmed.

by GäcdaShunå December 11, 2016

Ahmed

Ahmed is a beautifal person with beautifal krulletjes Ahmed also is a rich boy shouf die moncler

Ahmed is a good person

by ahmed7363738 February 23, 2017

Ahmed

Ahmed. The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many. An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage.. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have.

Friend: Hey is that an Ahmed?
Other ; Yeah he's the most amazing person you can have.

by Yshshssg March 25, 2017

Ahmed

An attention-seeking whore.

"See that guy? He's an Ahmed. Completly an attention-seeking whore. "

by Haters-gonna-hate July 2, 2017

Ahmed

An annoying friend. Plays some sports but is not very athletic. If your a guy you have no idea about his relationships with girls. Likes small talk, but is interesting to talk to when he is not annoying you.

Man, your such an Ahmed.

by A dude lmao June 6, 2018

ahmed yasin

a guy who gets no pussy what so ever & chases peng tings

man, he is such an ahmed yasin

by daddyyankeeeeeeee9696969696969 November 19, 2018

Ahmed dizane

When your dad doesn't believe that the urban dictionary is made up of false words from other people.

"Dad shamazing isn't a real word, I must be speaking to Ahmed Dizane"

by ..12..12.. December 16, 2018