Childish Advance

When one shoots their shot with a ten-year-old with a PHAT ASS.

Father Murphy gave a boy in the choir a childish advance.

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

Mind Advancement

Mind Advancement is defined as the collective breakthrough across four levels: Physical, Mental, Emotional and Spiritual. To achieve a breakthrough in each level of Advancement is to attain a deeply meaningful and desired outrageous goal that was previously believed to be unattainable. Combined, one is significantly transformed and propelled towards rapid, exponential, purposeful and conscience-driven success in life. His old mental model is thus rendered obsolete, left behind and he undergoes a personal evolution towards a new and functional version. Consequently, as his emotions, habits and results advance, his lifestyle is completely changed – all by his design.

Jane used to be burnt out, confused and overwhelmed by emotional burdens. Even though she was doing well financially, she felt empty inside. After experiencing Mind Advancement, she healed from within, put her emotional baggage down and gave her identity a complete overhaul. She was reborn into a person that was filled with gratitude, clarity and the confidence to succeed in life.

by CompleteTerrorBarrier February 18, 2020

dirty agman

A creepy guy who performs autofellatio

That guy got his back broken bcoz his did dirty agman on himself

by salvage rhino June 6, 2020

time zone advantage

When someone from another earlier time zone tells someone happy birthday before you

Person: Happy Birthday! Was I the first one?
B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first
Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage

by 420NoScopeCoreyNThaFazeClan July 1, 2017

The Odessa Advantage

A female who works the dark arts and whispers to the managers or directors usually about other harder working co-workers a negative story with polished details added to make it seem like truth. She raises herself above others by some type of sexual, mental and/or head-game manipulation in order to excel herself to levels of higher authority. She is seen doing evil all over whispering to others dark ideas while these ideas only derrive from the darkness within. She is loved by all Directors and Managers as the greatest. As she uses the dark arts to cast a veil over their eyes so they can't see her true nature to which one would stroke out or die by a hear-attack.

that's The Odessa Advantage... it always works.

by kchambers88 June 12, 2018

Home Toilet Advantage

The Home Toilet Advantage (HTA), not to be confused with the Home Field Advantage (HFA) is when you have an advantage of added comfort when pooping at home, rather than anywhere else.

Man, I gotta shit.... need to get home for the Home Toilet Advantage.

by MissIvyEllen December 18, 2019

Homefield Advantage

(n.) When a host and/or resident is entitled to special privileges; this includes the ability to tastefully sieze or reclaim an item (i.e. last beer) or seat based on ownership of the space being occupied.

"Aw, nahh dude, you took my seat.."

"Sorry bro, Homefield Advantage."

by Alan Haun April 2, 2008