Absolute Croissant

A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.

Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"

by Don'tknowwhatyou'retalkingbout May 22, 2016

Abolinate

To abolish and eliminate in one fell swoop

Jeff's a Fucking retard if he thinks abolinate is a real world.

by UltimateWeenie November 8, 2016

abio

Only one guy in the world. A legend. Awesome. Handsome. He's an asshole, if you don't know him. But in secret he's a "Legende, that's what they call him.

He loves Pooty, that's the only thing he has in mind.

You're kinda like Abio, a legende

by lastpharao January 2, 2017

abibliophobia

An immense and terrifying thought of running out of new books to read.

I'm out of books!!!
-abibliophobia takes over-
(Starts sweating)

by Sydalou2 February 19, 2017

absoloute balls

when somethings shit

that bike is absoloute balls

by abssssloosudsh balls March 30, 2017

abibliophobia

When a fucking nerd flips out because they lost their book(s). If you find it, the book was very short and titled "My Social Life".

When he can't find his book, it's like Hell with his abibliophobia.

by KLC_04 April 2, 2017

Absolute spice

A good looking lass/a fit lass

That lass looks absolute spice

by Absolute spice January 5, 2018