1. When a prick acts like he's sick when he's not and really just turns out to be a virgin acting like he's had sex
2. One named Michael
2. One named Michael
1.
Michael: 'Ay I had sex with my girlfriend earlier'
Chegwin: 'wise up ya smelly Virge'
2.
*When someone robs your property*
Chegwin: 'Wow, fuck you doing with my phone?!'
Rhys: *falls over whilst running away with phone*
Chegwin: 'ahaha, don't pinch me phone again ya smelly virge'
Michael: 'Ay I had sex with my girlfriend earlier'
Chegwin: 'wise up ya smelly Virge'
2.
*When someone robs your property*
Chegwin: 'Wow, fuck you doing with my phone?!'
Rhys: *falls over whilst running away with phone*
Chegwin: 'ahaha, don't pinch me phone again ya smelly virge'
by THE WISE VIRGIN April 23, 2017
Get the Smelly Virgemug. by plz come back April 18, 2020
Get the Mr Smellymug. "Virge" short for 'virgin'
1.
When a prick thinks he's sick when really he is just a mong that hasn't had sex acting like he has.
2.
Someone named Michael
1.
When a prick thinks he's sick when really he is just a mong that hasn't had sex acting like he has.
2.
Someone named Michael
1.
Chegwin - 'Had sex with this bird earlier'
Segwin - 'Wise up ya smelly virge'
2.
*someone robs ya school bag*
Tom - 'FUCK YOU DOING?!'
Rhys - *falls over with bag*
Tom - 'Ya smelly virge, don't pinch me bag ya fanny'
Chegwin - 'Had sex with this bird earlier'
Segwin - 'Wise up ya smelly virge'
2.
*someone robs ya school bag*
Tom - 'FUCK YOU DOING?!'
Rhys - *falls over with bag*
Tom - 'Ya smelly virge, don't pinch me bag ya fanny'
by THE WISE VIRGIN April 23, 2017
Get the Smelly Virgemug. The act of mooning someone by pulling your pants down and showing your bare anus; after this is complete you release a devastating fart onto the poor victim.
by Ayo d00d April 29, 2012
Get the smelly moonmug. big fat juicy tits that jiggle around inside ur mom's vagina sideways such that they explode when sucked on and release the milk into your system. When they explode they release ammonia which is a pungent odour.
by treesucker May 29, 2018
Get the Smelly Titsmug. 
a term to describe certain girls from the age of 14- till they die, that have sexual intercourse with men mainly from the army/navy services who are old enough to be there fathers.
abi got off with that guy from the arm yeh i know he's old enough to be her father what a smelly cunt.
by jabeer February 25, 2009
Get the smelly cuntmug.