pick a hole

v. To choose between one of a multitude of options. Often used as an imperative, with the addendum "and fuck it."

Tom--"We have three urgent deadlines on Friday and I'm not sure which project to attack first."

Becki--"We are running out of time--pick a hole and fuck it."

by focusness June 23, 2008

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You just said your ass is itchy in Spanish

Me: scratches ass vigorously like SMG4 mario.
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by PaulDeLOL December 11, 2020

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Picking a Roach

Removing a pubic hair from from one's teeth after sex.

"Hey baby, what's going on?"

"Sorry, I was just picking a roach"

by Evan87 October 25, 2008

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What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.

Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.

I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

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picking a wedgie

The act of pulling your underwear back into a comfortable position after a wedgie. The wedgie is usually a natural occurrence that happens to both men and women rather than from a bully. Such act is socially unacceptable and should be done in private (like in a bathroom) unless you're good at hiding it.

Joe: Hey dude don't you just hate it when your underwear makes your crotch uncomfortable?

Bob: Yeah. Picking a wedgie in public can be very hard.

by Weedblack May 14, 2016

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