Jonah the boner

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner

Look its Jonah the boner

by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025

Jonah

A short ass btich

"Did you see Jonah?"
"Barely."

by Liuek April 3, 2022

Swallow the Jonah

When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.

She performed a Swallow the Jonah, not once, but twice while scuba diving off Mexico.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Jonah Pollard

A dumb fuck guy who is ugly as fuck, no luck with the ladies. Nobody cares to be around, is tall tho, large dick but nobody wants it, but he has a good heart so that’s all that matters

Jonah pollard is a dumb cunt

by Daddy Ry April 28, 2019

Jonah

Somebody who’s birthday sucks

Person one: why are so sad
Person two: it’s Jonah’s birthday today
Person one: fuck

by Threeballsinmymouthinthesouth July 16, 2022

Jonah

Finds it REAAALLLLY hard not to make fun of everyone for doing this. Also, great at Frenching, btw.

That Jonah can’t ever just let us have fun.

by People who know. November 22, 2021

jonah

the name of a weird guy who touches thighs

bro that guy is such a jonah

by FOORNITEBATTLEPASS February 14, 2022