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zombie crotch

The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.
"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"
by kenny rodgers November 24, 2013
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Zombie Flipping

Zombie Flipping is a term used to describe the "high" induced by mixing the drugs Krokodil and bathsalts. Side effects include rotting flesh and an insatiable hunger for human faces. Also known as "itchy-tasty" and and "Droppin' Dahmers".
Klyde: "Holly Buggering Bumble bee's Roger! Paul's chewing off his own bloody arm! has he gone MENTAL?"

Paul: "Nope, stupid bastards been ZOMBIE FLIPPING again, he's got a cravin for the ole' itchy tasty."
by Eddie IZM December 10, 2014
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pajama zombies

The hordes of midday shoppers at various stores like walmart who are wearing their pajamas and wondering around endlessly, seemingly doing nothing.
We need to get to the store before 10am before the Pajama Zombies starting showing up.
by The Dude Abides April 18, 2015
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Zombie toke

Feds pulling up so you gotta smoke the whole zoobie in one pull cos you a cat.
Damn homie the feds be pulling up.

Oh shit then let me zombie toke this bitch
by Zombiemode420 October 18, 2018
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zombie dancin

a two person or group event
parachute (crush up pill in fine powder then wrap in small amount of toilet paper taken like a pill) 1-2 pressed pill(s) of ecstasy OR 1-2 capsule(s) of Molly (pure MDMA)
2 mg calaudipin dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
smoke a bowl of Nugs (Marijuana)

2 bars xanax (4 mg) dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
smoke a bowl o Hash
2 hydrocone (10/500) dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
for girls 1 line of cocaine off a 6 inch penis or larger that matches the size of the penis, no being a pussy girls!!!
for boys one fat line off a titty or ass.
proceed to mix a small amount of cocaine in a little bit of personal lubricant rub onto penis, and fuck like stoned animals

can continue to drink and blow lines pop x eat pills at your own discretion...

this has been done but do not attempt unless you know your limits.

and a tip from the wise make sure the people in on it are clean or use condoms.
by KANSAShippezombie May 23, 2011
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keg zombie

A party-goer, usually a freshman, intent on simply spacing out in line for the keg, thus adding nothing to the party.
"Dude, that party was dope until the keg zombies and pong watchers took it over."
by Trillionaire Club September 18, 2012
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bottle zombie

Drunk, stoned or wasted individuals (mostly college students) looking for a late night food fix. They usually can be found hanging out at late night eateries that cater to the younger crowd, serving up a variety of junk food. Cookies, pizza, pretzels, hot dogs and nachos are the norm.
After a night on the town, the bottle zombies found their way to the all nite grill to chow down on some pizza with cookies and milk
by chilebeast March 13, 2012
mugGet the bottle zombiemug.

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