You're a jerk 

A common war call from scientologists, specifically Tom Cruise. When alarmed, or squirted in the face with a fake microphone by a fake reporter from a British version of Punk'd, these hairless apes will go into a rampage shouting phrases such as "You're a jerk" and "That’s incredibly rude!"

2. A comical reference to Tom Cruise

Reporter- Hey Tom Cruise, can i ask you some questions?
Cruise- Sure
Reporter- *squirts cruise with water from fake microphone* Haha just kidding
Cruise- How incredibly rude! I gave you my time, You're a jerk!

You're a jerk by Sami B May 23, 2006

you’re an nctzen 

“you’re an nctzen” is a phrase kpop fans use when they’ve run out of insults

“i dislike chan because he mocked this is america”

“you’re an nctzen though..”

you’re an nctzen by jamie tbh August 7, 2021

You're so pretty 

Response to a completely inarticulate comment made by someone who should focus mostly on looking attractive to become successful. Verbal communication by this person is likely to cause embarrassment to this person and to those around her.

MISS CALIFORNIA: "We live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage"

EVERYONE AROUND HER: "Miss California, you're so pretty."

You're so pretty by UrbanGirlInFL April 22, 2009

You're fired! 

What the majority of American voters said to Donald J. Trump, the 45th President of the United States, on Tuesday, November 3, 2020 with their ballots.

"I've heard quite a few people speak Trump's catch phrase, 'You're Fired!', in the days following the election this year."

You're fired! by XXII78 November 8, 2020

you're an idiot

A phrase that, in most situations, translates to "I can't find a good argument to counter yours, so I'll just insult you instead".

A: "Smoking pot actually causes a lot less physical harm than smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol"
B: "You're an idiot"

you're an idiot by aliceinacidland March 16, 2015

You're no Pat Myers. 

A phrase meaning the person does not posess the amazing computer skills of wordPat Myers/word.

Kenny, you couldn't set up a firewall because you're no Pat Myers

You're no Pat Myers. by psxndc February 20, 2003

You're smashed!

Used when telling someone they are very drunk. Can also be used if someone makes a mistake to imply that they may be drunk, or get drunk all the time so this action happened because they were drunk.

'*Alex drops a pen*'

'Alex you're smashed!'

You're smashed! by chrisity March 10, 2008