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wooden eye

The sexiest thing about a slut. Preferably with a rusty nail in it.
"My cunt's got a wooden eye.. so she only has 20/0 vision.
by JayR August 27, 2003
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Warden

A parent who doesnt let their child out of the house often!
Sorry! I cant come over tonight, the warden wont let out of the house!
by Prisoner004 August 28, 2010
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Warden

A guy, or girl, who thinks they're strong and better than everyone . They act like a "Warden". Are mostly assholes and only care about themselves.
That guy is such a Warden.
by IraqLobsterSlayer December 28, 2017
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wooden park

a place were cool kids hang out in the summer and play hockey in the winter. It's an old wooden playground. Some kid shit on one of the swings. And it's were everyone meets. That's all we do because there's nothing else to do.
bob:"Where are you"
fred:"The Wooden park"
bob:"I'll be right down"
by dill657564 January 4, 2009
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Wooden Sofa

Occurs when your animal urinates or defecates an extreme amount on your couch cushions that they acquire the feeling of a "wooden sofa" and are gross.
Man 1- "Hey dude, lemme' sleep on that couch for the night

Man 2- "No don't do that, it's a wooden sofa"

Man 1- "Faggot dogs"
by Bulbasour July 28, 2010
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Warden

The man of the household. Genuinely despises back talk, as he is the man in the household. His kids will most certainly be forced to play a sport of his choosing. Watches sports constantly when alone, and will often bet money if given the chance. A Warden of the household will hunt any form of insect in the house, as this is seen as an intrusion. Warden’s will often have other women over when his wife is out of the domain. There is only one rule that a Warden follows:

“My house, my rules.”
Son: “Dad, I didn’t make tryouts for Football.”

Warden (Dad): *Proceeds to beat his son*
by OsWldio November 10, 2017
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wooden hoe

1. A racial term used to describe a black thot.
2. A tool in the popular Swedish game, Minecraft, used for farming.
1. Shut the fuck up, you wooden hoe!
2. I made this ENTIRE farm with this one wooden hoe!
by WillRevealIfWordBecomesPopular February 3, 2019
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