Species of MAN that's sole purpose is child rearing and making sandwiches. Divorce is imminent if sandwiches are not delicious, or children are ugly.
Man: I need a sandwich.
Husband: Ask my Sandwich Maker.
Man: BITCH, SANDWICH NOW.
Woman: Yes Sir.
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That hoe gave me an ugly-ass baby. I ditched her on the street corner and threw divorce papers on her face in the puddle.
Husband: Ask my Sandwich Maker.
Man: BITCH, SANDWICH NOW.
Woman: Yes Sir.
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That hoe gave me an ugly-ass baby. I ditched her on the street corner and threw divorce papers on her face in the puddle.
by Good Boyfriend/Sandwich Lover March 02, 2009
by The__A55__Eater__6ix_9ine December 29, 2018
by matty p February 16, 2005
The definitive definition of Woman/Women. Beats all other definitions in that it describes the obvious in so few words.
by The Mother September 19, 2006
An adult female human. This includes everyone who identifies as a woman. Equal to the adult male human intellectually, but have evolved to be slightly smaller and less physically strong as the male. Still seen by some as inferior for no real reason. Still face adversity in today's world but things have improved over time.
Person 1: "Did you hear about the {19th Amendment}? Finally women can vote!!"
Person 2: "Wow!! As a woman myself, I am very excited!!!!"
Person 2: "Wow!! As a woman myself, I am very excited!!!!"
by Lameperson June 02, 2017
A female who puts fear in the hearts of all around by the ability to use excessive power and bitching. Commonly known as a Mom.
When The Woman wouldn't stop nagging little Stewart about his chores and threaten to take away his phone, little Steward felt a tinge of fear and unpleasantness overcome him.
by Zanahoria Mantequilla November 17, 2008
It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.
by Who dat dere? April 22, 2010