Woman

A girl that lives in the kitchen and makes sandwiches for gamer boys

The woman : OH gamer boy what do you want today
Gamer boy: MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!!

by The__A55__Eater__6ix_9ine December 29, 2018

womanizer

one who makes robots into women.

That Roy is a real womananizer, his basement is full of parts.

by matty p May 13, 2005

woman

WOE + MAN = WOMAN (singular)
WOE + MEN = WOMEN (plural)

The definitive definition of Woman/Women. Beats all other definitions in that it describes the obvious in so few words.

by The Mother September 19, 2006

Woman

An adult female human. This includes everyone who identifies as a woman. Equal to the adult male human intellectually, but have evolved to be slightly smaller and less physically strong as the male. Still seen by some as inferior for no real reason. Still face adversity in today's world but things have improved over time.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the {19th Amendment}? Finally women can vote!!"
Person 2: "Wow!! As a woman myself, I am very excited!!!!"

by Lameperson June 2, 2017

The Woman

A female who puts fear in the hearts of all around by the ability to use excessive power and bitching. Commonly known as a Mom.

When The Woman wouldn't stop nagging little Stewart about his chores and threaten to take away his phone, little Steward felt a tinge of fear and unpleasantness overcome him.

by Zanahoria Mantequilla March 30, 2009

Woman

It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.

Bob: That red-eyed metal thing that's chasing us is a terminator, right?
Fred: No, it's a woman

by Who dat dere? April 22, 2010

Woman

Women are not more creative than men! There are but a handful of women to the hundreds of thousands of men who write beautiful poetry, compose amazing music and paint masterpieces! Men are also much more emotional than women! Men commit suicide more often, which those the much deeper and comtimplative thoughts that go through their mind, and have stronger feelings to compliment their stronger sex drive (it's science)! SO SHUT UP YOU STUPID WHORES!

Man: Hi, I wrote this beautiful poem for you because I love you so much, despite the fact that your illogical idiocy makes my mind swirl with depression and pain.

Woman: Erm, sorry, I'm a chauvinistic slut. I didn't realize you had feelings. I just wanted something to manipulate. Hmm. Wanna make out?

by Pagan Pooh Bear July 20, 2008