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The N****r of the world, according to John Lennon. Most convenient target and scapegoat for male users on UD who prove John right.

RIP, John Lennon. May your wife and sons have a long and happy life and never come to UD to read what men think about women. They would try to kill themselves.
The Beatles loved women and praised "the woman" in their work. Thanks guys!
by The Happy Humanist February 14, 2010
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woman

the more intelligent half of the human race
A woman can do anything, including things men can't. When men say woman are less, it shows one of two things--that the men are truly afraid women are better and are trying to cover it up, or that these men truly don't have the slightest bit of intelligence left that they are unable to see how great women are.
by MusicianChick May 11, 2006
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WOMAN

Like any other kitchen appliances needs to be replace after a while
by Ruthicc October 19, 2019
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womanity

1. the particular state of mind of most women at any given time.

2. the particular strain of psychosis displayed by most women in times of senseless turmoil such as that bitch at work saying she's fat behind her back or her flying off the hook because you picked up 2% milk instead of skim.
"I don't know what happened, i walked in and said hello and she went off on me about that time 6 months ago when I forgot to put the cap back on her shampoo. Must just be the womanity.
by j1v3turk3y June 26, 2009
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Womanizer

"Did you watch Gossip Girl last night?"
"Yeah...Chuck is such a womanizer!"
by legallyblonde9791 March 10, 2009
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woman

After reading what men have posted about women on this site I want to say something to women.

Ladies, you know and I know that those demented tools who post hateful things about you are worthless pieces of shit. Ignore them. They have just finished watching rape porn and jerking off and decided to be clever.

Please don't become hard and never sink to their level. You must know that there are normal men out there who will always stick up for you.

As a man, I want to apologize for them and say that sometimes I am ashamed to be a man.
You fuckwits, ruin it for us normal men! Stop posting shit about women, woman, girl, girls!
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
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Womanizer

A single (non-married) heterosexual male with an intense set of social skills, simply experiencing the joys of dating.

Called a womanizer for choosing to remain single rather than end his dating pastime for a married life with one of the ladies.

The term was more than likely coined by one or more of the lady dates.
He comes from a long line of Womanizers, there has not been a marriage in that family since the Ford Model T.
by GrandMaster_Yng_Gvmnun_Fkz December 27, 2015
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