shite weather

a.k.a. Aberdonian weather, weather anomaly in Northeast Scotland in which you experience five seasons in a period of twenty four hours or in a matter of seconds. Can have rain, snow, wind 26 mph, blinding sunshine, two rainbows at the same time.

Check outside, the weather is so shite.

Yesterday was a shite weather.

Tom said the weather in Aberdeen is shite.

by ashishi May 27, 2016

football weather

Similar to sweater weather, football weather describes the crisp, cool chill in the air of autumn evenings, corresponding with football season. It's a feeling in the air felt by both fans and players.

They're predicting 45 degrees and clear for Friday night's game! Grab your sweater- it's perfect football weather.

by Papette April 19, 2017

dirty Werther's

Similar to a Werther's Original, a blowjob by an older wo(man) with or without the actual toffee candy in their mouth for flavor, a "dirty Werthers" is when they do it while shoving the wrapper up your asshole.

Brian received a dirty Werther's from Edna, that's why he's walking funny.

by Taglar Dreskk July 21, 2017

blood weather

Any pattern of pleasant weather in one geographic location which is the meteorological product of a natural disaster in another geographic location-such as a tornado, hurricane, or drought.

Dude 1: "Man, it feels great out today! It's 20 degrees cooler than usual!"
Dude 2: "That's blood weather my dude. Houston got wrecked by hurricane Harvey, and I'm pretty sure some people had to die for this to happen."
Dude 1: "Well... it's still nice out..."

by lernbedersmar September 18, 2017

Reese witherspooning

When two people watch Legally Blonde and cuddle

What's it gonna take to get you reese witherspooning?

by BibiBB March 3, 2021

Fair weather friend

A friend who only calls, texts, or hangs out when it suits them on their terms. They require everyone to be flexible around their last minute plans. In most cases, this friend will then cancel the plans all together because it doesn’t suit them- citing a last minute “pop up.” Never returns calls, texts, or face times.

Tyler’s friends genuinely enjoy his company. But as a fair weather friend- Tyler rarely actually follows through on returning calls, texts, face-times, or lunch dates. Usually he will claim some last minute “thing” was going on- but everyone knows its because he never wanted to hang out in the first place.

by Sausage Caucus December 12, 2021

BOSSES WEATHER

A superstitious term used by Australian tradesmen to describe supposedly rainy weather predicted by forecast that is highly inaccurate. Favoured by trade bosses.

Tyler: Wasn't it 100% chance of rain at 10am? Not even a cloud in the sky! Now the forecast pushed the rain back to 3pm! I was keen to not do any bricklaying today...

Darren: Fuckin bosses weather mate.

by Rainomaniac December 11, 2022