Weiner Wife

Someone's gay male life partner.

I bet that asshole homophobe Steve secretly has a weiner wife.

by marble_player March 12, 2011

Weiner Rust

When a man has been sexually inactive for such a long period of time he begins to accumulate a rusty film around around his banana.

Jilll: When is the last time you had sex?

John: I'm a virgin.

Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!

by BIGCOCKY123 July 7, 2011

weiner farts

Like a Queef, but for men.

Watch out bro, I think that dude has been storing up a powerful weiner farts. We better get out of here before he blows.

by my boy slepnir August 5, 2017

honey-weiner syndrome

A syndrome of the weiner after screwing a bottle of honey. Take a wild guess.

"How the heck did I get honey-weiner syndrome????"
"Gee, I wonder."

by We're not eating these oranges January 30, 2014

Conrad weiser

Shit school with shittier people, main goal is to act like a Celebrity in this school and then do nothing when they graduate. 90% of the students fiend juul pods and the other 10% lie about never vaping

Juul enjoyer: hey I got this new pod it’s great
Conrad weiser student: lemme hit it *one hits entire pod until it’s burnt*
Juul enjoyer: “oh you must be from Conrad weiser”

by Not a juul fiend December 7, 2021

weiner-tag

It as a game played among friends where you lightly tap your friends weiner, and shout: "Weiner Tag". This is imortant that you do it anywhere/everywhere. And shout it loud enough for strangers to hear.

Bibby weiner-tagged me in walmart the other day, and the eldery couple behind us frowned.

by Bibby June 18, 2006

Weiner Beaters

Hands, any hand used to beat off a weiner

Look at the size of those weiner beaters

by BenjiR2005 January 25, 2009