Hot Carl Weathers

The Hot Carl Weathers is an evolved form of the Hot Carl. Whereas a typical Hot Carl involves saran wrap over your face as your partner drops a steaming load of crap on your eyes, a "Hot Carl Weathers" has a very large black man, roughly the size of the actor Carl Weathers, working his anal magic all over your face.
A Hot Carl Weathers requires twice the saran wrap as a typical Hot Carl.
by Ballsballson April 17, 2016
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Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!
The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!
by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019
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hows the weather up there

A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.
by Jackalfu March 21, 2017
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Bit under the weather

I'm feeling a bit under the weather. So, I'm not comin' to office.
by Arun Prakash September 13, 2006
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fair-weather sailor

See fair-weather friend. Someone who is agreeable only when the prevailing conditions are pleasant. Unreliable when the going gets rough.
Ken Stratton is not a fair-weather sailor
by Greggy1 June 06, 2010
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Fair weather friend

A disloyal friend. Someone who will befriend you when it’s beneficial or convenient for them, but will ditch you the second you’re no longer useful. They’ll hang out with you when nobody else is available. But will ghost you when they find better company. They’re basically a phony friend who are only interested in you when it’s in their favor but couldn’t care less about you as a person.
Hey Steve, why do I only hear from John when he wants a favor but is never available when I need something?

Simple, he’s a fair weather friend.
by Truckerdan May 17, 2021
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fair weather fuck

Someone who is only around for sex and will stop spending time with you when you stop fucking them.
Fred turned into a fair weather fuck when I stopped having sex with him.
by FMonty. October 25, 2013
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