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when soon after squeezing out a vengeful number 2, a person realizes there is no toilet paper on the roll. At this point their only option is to wipe with the rough brown cardboard-like tp spool. this can be quite irritable to the bunghole.
uuuuugggggaaaahhhhh...........plop. "shit, theres no toilet paper left, ill have to endure a rough ass wipe."
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Credit to DB in MO.
Credit to DB in MO.
by JH in Missouri October 13, 2008
Get the Security Wipe mug.The wiping of ones arse with one or several baby wipes after defecation. The soft baby wipes are gentle on the sfinkter and have the added bonus of a washing effect, making the user feel fresher than with regular paper. The sensation of luxury feels even more prevalent when the user has diarrhea with a very sore sfinkter or feces that is particular sticky making cleaning with regular paper particularly time consuming. If the user cannot access baby wipes one can improvise by spitting on regular paper. Face wipes used to remove make up will also do nicely.
The other day when I visited Tom and Claire they had prepared curry vindaloo for supper. The stuff went right through me though and within minutes on the toilet gave me a burning ring of fire. The pain was so bad it made my eyes water. Thank fuck they had baby wipes laying on the shelf so at least I could have a luxury wipe.
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When Amy invited Bob back to her place, he did a safety wipe in her bathroom, in case she ended up going down on him.
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I totally blew a load on Michelle's face and gave her a wig wipe! That wig is more crusty than leftover French bread!
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