Orchid Widow

An Orchid Widow - is similar to other types of widows - golf widows, football widows, A woman married to a man obsessed with orchids, growing them, looking at them, talking to them etc. Only the Orchid Widow is not a seasonal widow - the Orchid Widow is a permanent condition lasting all year long, but frequently peaking in the spring and fall when festivals and shows that can be held on the other side of the planet are occurring. The Orchid widow will get a glazed look on her eyes while she listens to her husband or significant other describe plants and their characteristics in great boring detail. The Orchid Fanatic will have long ruined any interest that the wife may have had for orchids years ago, her interest being overwhelmed by the males obsessive behavior and abnormal interest in flowers.

Yes, I heard she had become an orchid widow. But she took care of it when she put all his orchid plants in the driveway, covered them with kerosene and dropped a match. And in case you were wondering, they are divorced now.

by illyria illyar October 21, 2011

Black Widow Syndrome

To experience a piece of media (i.e. a film, song, video, etc.) so many times in a row that it becomes completely un-enjoyable for no other reason besides repeated exposure.

A: I've seen Frozen so many times today, I think I have Black Widow Syndrome for it
B: Dang that sucks, man

by TallBeing October 13, 2022

Wine bar widow

A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.

What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.

by What's going on. July 22, 2022

sick widow

when a lady has a faget son who likes to get it up the ass

yusuf smacked a sick widow this morning

by jasssson July 29, 2006

widows delight

Widows delight is a large cucumber, squash or egg plant that could be used to please a widow.

Little Johnny never ate one of the widows delight cucumbers at his grandmas.

by chickenhawk72 August 18, 2024