Wax and tax

An old fashioned way to say you will:

1. have sexual intercourse, or

2. beat, destroy or annihilate your friend, foe or stranger in a serious or joking way

"You're weak, see, I'm rough hardcore
And even be down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt" - Guru

Friend 1: Yo! turn it on Mortal kombat I've been practicing!
Friend 2: Please, you bout to get this work, I'm about to wax and tax dat ass

by El Elemento June 2, 2015

The Wax Cast

Before a sloppy blowjob take sticks of lipstick and pop em in your mouth then give that phallic member a good succ when you are done pull out the cast of that dick you sucked and use it for a romantic date

I just gave that guy The Wax Cast in the bathroom.

by Jimmy Downs April 19, 2017

wax zippy

verb Apply a coat of fine carnauba wax to the exterior finish of a car, that was named Zippy by its owner.

The rain water isn't beading up on the hood anymore, time to wax Zippy.

by mmcg1 August 3, 2021

wax hilaric

When a person makes stupid jokes about any subject no matter what it is and always has to try to be funny.

My Dad drove me nuts on the way over, no matter what I said he made some stupid joke about it. He's thinks he's cool but all he does is wax hilaric.

by SputumMan September 24, 2011

dolphin waxing

The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.

Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing

by BenDover4206969 January 25, 2017

Blowshkee Wax

This is what is released from a Blowshkee. It is mighty sticky and multi-colored. It will usually gross out many humans but aliens on the other hand love to slurp it.

I blew my blowshkee wax all over that bitch last night and she puked all over my blowshkee.

by jayboy88 January 16, 2011

wax zippy

verb Engage in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing

Wife: I'm not in the mood for sex, why don't you go wax zippy instead.
Husband: Can I borrow some of your hand lotion? Do you want to watch?

by mmcg1 August 3, 2021