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Vultures

Term used for sketchy University accommodation security, who try to catch out people on the sesh and stoners
The Vultures nearly busted us last night!
by SclalyManFish99 June 11, 2018
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vulturize

to gorge yourself on something until it literally spurts out of your asshole.
kitchen nightwatchman: Hey fatty, don't vulturize!
fatty: Mmmhm?
kitchen nightwatchman: You're shittin all over da floor!
fatty: but I can't--nom chomp gulp--quit vulturizing!
kitchen nightwatchman: QUIT VULTURIZING THIS!!!
nightwatchman's gun: BLAM-BLAM!!
by veteransuicidebomber August 11, 2012
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vulture

A young man who is into older women.
I went on a date with a vulture last night, and he didn't even have to take viagra at the end of the night..
by vulturemommy March 23, 2021
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Tuna Vulture

A Tuna Vulture is a man or a group of men who flock around a single woman in an attempt to eat out her stank pussy, or to have sex. This usually involves an ugly ass girl who looks on the brink death (smell included) and a pair of several desperate men who had not had sex or a pussy to eat out in a very long time.
The woman sat down at the cafeteria for lunch and the Tuna Vultures immediately took the seats around her.
by LVTK January 7, 2011
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Karma Vulture

A person who takes advantage of recently deceased celebrities to gain attention/praise online by submitting fan material (drawings, character customizations in games, low-effort AI art) while not being genuine or longtime fans of any sort; strictly performative grief. Coming across as well-intentioned shields them from criticism of their ulterior motives.
This guy on reddit just farmed 80,000 likes from his Ozzy Osbourne AI-generated eulogy. Just last week he was saying heavy metal is lame. The corpse isn't even cold yet! What a karma vulture.
by MartyAdvance July 24, 2025
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Vultured off

When you listen to the VULTURES 1 or VULTURES 2 album and you stroke your "mini yeezy" (if you know what I mean) to the beat of whichever song off the albums
Person 1: "CARNIVAL always gets me hard as hell, genuinely vultured off to that shit last night."
Person 2: "Nah, CARNIVAL's overrated. I done vultured off to FIELD TRIP 25 times a day, I don't give a shit about my cock getting infections."
by yeezylover45 November 30, 2024
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vulture cocking

verb
(Slang) To hit someone in the face with one's erect penis.
After losing a bet during a night of debauchery, Tom was astonished when vulture cocking was administered as the consequence.
by MysticWanderer23 August 31, 2023
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