vegan slaughterhouse

A perilous field or room where vegetables go to die. Also known as a farm.

Sarah ZoZ, Amazon review for ATN PS15-4:

"I was recently hired by the notorious Joey "MAD DOG" Runella to perform a hit at the local vegan slaughterhouse. The guy who runs it was killing red leaf lettuce, which is the Joey's job on the east side and no body, I mean NO BODY can mess with Mad Dog Runella's red leaf lettuce. So Joey gave me an extra 8k to get these sweet puppies. Momma MIA!! These things work great! Let's just just say red leaf lettuce killin is back in the proper hands and the west side wise guys are back to romaine after their boss went to sleep with the fishes...5 STARS, highly recommend!"

by Bag of Screws February 1, 2020

Vegan Teacher

To put it simple, a degenerate that forces her dog to be vegan and she also is *extremely* rude

The Vegan Teacher hates Tommyinnit's fans

by Epic Feats January 28, 2021

Knotty Vegan

A vegan who loves animals so much that they engage in sex with their pet.

I had no idea she was a knotty vegan bro, that shit really grosses me out.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Vegan Curious

Similar to bi curious, being Vegan Curious is a way to justify to friends and family when you come out of the vegan closet. No doubt you will face ridicule and criticism for your decision to be vegan. So you might as well just accept the fact you’re food gay.

Friend: “Brad watches one documentary on Netflix and then becomes Vegan, what a homo!”

Brad: “Bro, give me a break you know I have always been Vegan Curious.”

by Hamper Hunter January 2, 2021

Vegan Sleepover

A group of people (typically teenagers) spooning on a horizontal surface

raw feelings, raw emotions, raw people - Welcome to the vegan sleepover

by Plaid flannel May 24, 2016

Water Vegan

You're still able to eat the meats, but you cannot drink anything but WATER.

I am proud to be a water vegan!

by The founder of water vegans January 3, 2017

Vegan feminist

The ultimate expression of equality between genres and species.

She doesn't make a difference between animals, human animals, male or female, black, white, yellow... All beings are equal to her. She is a vegan feminist.

by Darkylady October 27, 2018