Vanilla Homie

Vanilla homie; noun;

Slang term for a person of caucasian descent who attempts to fit into the 'Gansta' crowd.

"Yo, man...what's that wiggah doin' puffin' 'round 'ere, man?"
"Yo, shiznit, respect! Wiggah is racist! This 'ere is muh main man, Vanilla Homie"
*At this point in the conversation, the Vanilla Homie is doing some sort of rapper hand motion and pouting*

by Fudgiebutt November 11, 2005

Vanilla Cake

A white, or caucasian girl's pussy.

Anyone think there's too much vanilla cake at this party?

by Oneironauts July 19, 2012

vanilla bdsm

The lightest parts of bdsm that vanilla people might do.

"I'm not into hardcore kinks, but I'd do bondage and submission."
"Oh, so you're one of those people who does vanilla bdsm."

by dovahzul December 6, 2016

French Vanilla

The act of french kissing that makes you cum.

" Yo dude, I french vanilla'd with Ashley yesterday! I thought I could hold it back but I couldn't"

by Napahoe June 9, 2016

Vanillapuss

An old, out of touch white guy who tries to act cool and young by using hip references from rap song or tv shows.

Jay Mariotti is such a Vanillapuss.

by Woodrow Paige November 18, 2009

Vanilla Johnson

The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.

Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!

by Vanilla johnson April 14, 2010

Vanilla Chocolate Bear

A term of affection used to describe somebody that is very affectionate. Usually loved by everyone, nobody can get enough hugs and affection from Vanilla Chocolate Bear. Usually Compatible with a Hucklebear...

I love Vanilla Chocolate Bear, he's the best, i can't live without him!! *usually followed by a hug*

by sheawoulf April 13, 2010