face value

1. This term is used when someone has a good face.
2. It is also used when someone, preferably male, tells a very funny joke of course.

Antonym: AIDS value

- 'You have face value mate.'
- 'Of course, I am Phil Collins.'

- 'That's a very funny joke. I love jokes about AIDS and women's rights.'
- 'Indeed, wouldn't you agree that it has incredible face value?'
- 'Of course.'

by Linvoy Primus December 21, 2007

value add

the "at the end of the day" benefit that a person brings to the table. the features that a person contributes that makes a situation mo' betta.

pete's not value add, he just decorates the bar . . . he's tres annoying cuz he just stands there and nods his head.

by Kwistin May 13, 2005

values voter

A member of the only group of people trying to impose religious law on the United States.

"Our country is besieged by fundamentalists trying to subject it to religious law! They will force women to submit to men and put gay people to death!"
"I know, they're called values voters. Unfortunately they've been here a while and seemingly aren't going anywhere."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 7, 2017

Turning UP the volume

Girl giving head job to guy

this girl turned up the volume last night

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

values performer

Someone who puts their boss' genitalia in their mouth on a daily basis.

That guy is such a values performer. It's no wonder management loves him so much.

by cranksterDu April 8, 2011

Volume Group

A group of friends (usually girls ) who are really loud and random, and who often give each other random nicknames that have nothing to do with anything, like 'Babes', 'Fish' and 'Megatron'.

P1: Whats up with those randoms?
P2: Oh, they're just a Volume Group

OR

Member of Volume Group 1: Hey Sheep!
M.O.V.G 2: Hey Camel!
Bystander: #Thinks# Must be a Volume Group...

by Paolo_is_Pigra October 8, 2011

value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb June 17, 2016