vaginal midgets

Midgets which live in your vagina, and everytime you get your period, they wake up and begin to chop up your organs.

"I fucking hate having vaginal midgets,I just lost my liver last week!"

by Nikmiesterman April 12, 2008

Vaginal Vajushk

a stray vaginal/pubic hair

So I was goin down on this chick when I encountered a vaginal vajushk, lets just say I didn't need dental floss for weeks.

by Lawrence Varicose and Arthur Penile February 25, 2005

vaginal wedge

A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt.

When Sally got moody the other day, Ted had to break out the vaginal wedge to get things going.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Vaginal Sauce

One who reeks of smelly used herped up vagina, represents a tool, has par taken in a Pi Alpha event, sketches out on all activities with his friends, dips all of your tobacco, frequently gets into the friend zone with members of the opposite sex, is an extreme mucher, and fails at life. Ps... butt muncher

"Hey Vaginal Sauce, what's leaking?"

Aj is swimming in Vaginal Sauce

by Klepto and Moose December 10, 2010

vaginal imprint

An uneven or lopsided newborn baby's head caused while passing through the birth canal.

- That baby's head looks a little funny, was it a forceps delivery?
- No it's just the vaginal imprint.

by ego76 May 13, 2011

Vaginal Hurricane

A female ejaculation (squirt) that lasts for 10 seconds or more.

Dude, that chick's vaginal hurricane could've blasted New Orleans off the map

by Mattaba November 22, 2011

vaginal restraining order

n: the verbal (and non-papered) form of a restraining order against women who are massively promiscuous, have been known for continuously being a bitch, being psycho, or have a tree stuck so far up their ass that they're unbearable. Can be used on women who are bisexual, lesbian, or straight.

Man: Dude, why don't you go out with Jenny? She seems nice...

Other man: Hell no, man! That bitch is psycho and is a stuck-up bitch. She tried to turn my whole family against me. That's why I have a vaginal restraining order on her!

by DamienSphinx July 4, 2011