vag fest

An abbreviation for 'vagina fest'. This is when there are a large group of women all gathering in one area.

Guy1: So are we gonna chill at that Hanson concert?

Guy2: Ya totally, it's gonna be a total vag fest!

by HollywoodIsDead August 12, 2007

vag cork

slang for tampon, rather crass, if you ask me

Man I'm bleeding like crazy! I'm gonna go stuff in a vag cork.

by totallymike February 08, 2005

vag factor

The principal that in any occasion where the female doesn't know what's going on, especially in sports betting, she will always be right/win

this is especially true around big games such as the super bowl or the NFL playoffs and occurs often during March Madness in the bracket contests

courtney won the super bowl pool picking games based solely on jersey color. thats the vag factor at work right here

bitch...

by Zack Shapiro May 16, 2006

vag dis

Short for vaginal discharge.

Look at that dirty whore over there leaking vag dis all over the floor.

by mercunium November 17, 2003

Vag Badge

A tattoo above a woman's vagina. but not on the stomach. more in the pelvic region.

it's usually somethine white trash, like roses, or a moon.. with a name in it?

(this is the frontal version of the tramp stamp)

"i got my vag badge because I wanted a $7000 ring from my boyfriend"

by AntaE June 12, 2007

vag vault

The female version of cock blocking.

"This chick REALLY wanted to get with me, but I had to vag vault her, I had ish to do, no time for sex."

"Wow, she totally got vag vaulted, serves her right for being too antsy."

"To vag vault or not, that is the question."

by BFochs June 08, 2009

vag milk

The Female Ejaculant

My girlfriend had a powerful orgasm and sprayed her vag milk all over.

by Michael Watkins April 11, 2008