quality vs. quantity
You need both.
quality vs. quantity by B-Drac December 1, 2003
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Marlin vs. Mullet
A marlin is a hot ass chick -- similar to pulling in a massive fish against all odds. Pictures are usually taken with the marlin (to share on Facebook later). A mullet is the opposite -- similar to reeling in a line and wondering how that fish ate your bait.
Daddy: "Dude! Did you see that girl I was talking to at the bar?! Marlin status."
Murray: "Marlin? Um...more like mullet. Total marlin vs. mullet confusion. I took a photo of you guys and put it on Facebook. I tagged it #thewrongkindofbigfish."
Murray: "Marlin? Um...more like mullet. Total marlin vs. mullet confusion. I took a photo of you guys and put it on Facebook. I tagged it #thewrongkindofbigfish."
Marlin vs. Mullet by the fuuuuck? January 28, 2014
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Lightsaber vs The Death Star
She stood over me and started spraying, so I grabbed my dick and lightsabered her face! It was a classic Lightsaber vs The Death Star situation!
Lightsaber vs The Death Star by glandcyclops November 1, 2008
plants vs zombies battle for neighborville
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Roe Vs Wade
The national barking law of America states that you have the inherited freedom to bark or not to bark. Declared by our founding fathers in the year 1787. This is supported by the 1rst Amendment
Bob: “WOOF!”
Cassidy: No.
Bob: Starts getting the lynch rope ready because his 1rst Amendment rights were violated.
Roe Vs Wade
Cassidy: No.
Bob: Starts getting the lynch rope ready because his 1rst Amendment rights were violated.
Roe Vs Wade
Roe Vs Wade by Sergiovera May 16, 2022
Show-er vs Grower
In reference to a man's flacid penis. When you are a show-er, your penis is the same length as when you are erect. When you are a "grower", you have the same characteristics of a frightened turtle, who's head hides in it's shell. When you are erect, you penis grows in length. The exception to this rule is Chinese, who are neither "show'ers" or "growers".
And the kryptonite to both types is water, because it doesn't matte if you "show" or "grow", at that point you shrink.
And the kryptonite to both types is water, because it doesn't matte if you "show" or "grow", at that point you shrink.
When Aaron was in the locker room, he could not figure out why everyone had such a bigger penis than him. It was only until Kelly told him the difference of what a "Show-er" vs "Grower" was. "Show-er vs Grower"
Show-er vs Grower by Tom.Collins.NYC January 10, 2014