vomituous

vomit on a grand scale such that the vomit is overwhelming.

The laundry room was vomituous after my sick dogs vomituated all over the floor and the walls.

by Tracie B Roman August 24, 2006

retractile vomiting

The regurgitation of bad information by a low-level functionary that was fed to them by upper management in such a way that can later be plausibly denied by upper management.

Dana Perino's retractile vomiting crap about lost emails again.

by Nathan T. Freeman December 30, 2008

life-vomit

to blog or microblog in a fashion completely uninteresting to those around you, or in your netwok, often in an overly-revealing, stream-of-consciousness fashion.

That d-bag life-vomits complete juvenile nonsense on Pownce.

by Andrew Badera January 2, 2009

power vomit

The action of projecting vomit in a linear intense stream. Some times coming out the nose due to the extreame force.

"I did a power vomit all over the place lastnight."

by djjmr76 February 22, 2009

e-vomit

Similar to word vomit but in written electronic form. Rambling in an email that you send to friends, family, or coworkers. The email usually contains no pertinent information; instead it is full of random facts or stream-of-consciousness musings that can be either entertaining or completely insane.

Sam: "Sorry for the weird e-mail last night. I kind of e-vomited."

Tina: "No problem--it was pretty hilarious. I never thought about what Bruce Willis would look like if he had hair."

by tarzannie March 5, 2009

Vomit Children

vomit children
When two people, who you could not possibly picture having sex, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because it's impossible to envision the former. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of babies is born.

I can't see Tim and Ash ever having sex. I just can't picture it. They should just have some vomit children.

by Jesse Bailey May 13, 2006

vomitous

Nothing to do with some hockey player called Matt Owen making a statement in 2003, the word vomitous (with the same intended meaning) has been in common usage in Canberra Australia since early 1997 and possibly before. Sorry about that.

Her dress is vomitous.

by oh_gabe December 28, 2005