Person 1: Hey you seem really stressed out!
Person 2: Oh I'm hard typing my girlfriend. She broke up with me you see.
Person 2: Oh I'm hard typing my girlfriend. She broke up with me you see.
by Nova Reynolds August 29, 2019

when you spell all the words wrong on the internet -though you known how to spell it right- you've got type polio.
is known in 2 forms:
is known in 2 forms:
-breezer slut version:
girl: da ppl ther wer so laik fckn cuwl.
boy: damn you've got type polio
-the serious terrific version:
boy: Iuu cant;ef tyupe4r,
girl: ???
girl: da ppl ther wer so laik fckn cuwl.
boy: damn you've got type polio
-the serious terrific version:
boy: Iuu cant;ef tyupe4r,
girl: ???
by latinlovergrammarhater June 27, 2010

when you're talking to someone and your retarded pet comes in and steps all over your keyboard and types something.
by f the magical letter March 6, 2020

text that could make no sense due to the OP multi-tasking, or stopping during typing, and coming back to finish. Split-typing may contain errors such as wrong tenses, missing words, or duplicate words.
OP: Who are is this?
someone else: You were split-typing, weren't you?
OP: Yeah, I had to order pizza
someone else: You were split-typing, weren't you?
OP: Yeah, I had to order pizza
by Jetlift239 December 28, 2010

He is a Type 1.
by SoldMyCarForInternetAccess45 January 19, 2018

by Tom Waldock December 27, 2007

by Magsledge May 12, 2009
