Pussy turd

An ugly baby

Did you see Linda's baby, she thinks its cute but its really just a pussy turd.

by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011

turd tickler

A gay man's penis. Also may refer to a straight man's penis, if straight man is engaged in buttsecks.

Toby wanted to take Geoff's turd tickler for a spin.

by Pissening January 15, 2014

unicorn turds

an expletive used in the Potter Puppet pals; wizard swear.

Harry Potter: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.

Ron Weasley: Unicorn Turds.

by voldemort's nipple March 12, 2009

Turd Muncher

A person who constantly has shit coming out of their mouth.

I can't believe you said that, you're such a turd muncher.

by Breezie's September 21, 2005

Polishing a Turd

Wasting a lot of time working on something that is too broken or worthless to fix.

I was going to repair the TV I found while dumpster diving but I was just Polishing a Turd.

by Memory Smythe January 8, 2008

Turd of Hurdles

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles

And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.

by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012

regurgi-turd

When you take a dump, it is that last chunk of poop left in your toilet that pops back out after you flushed.

Common man, flush a second time! I just went in the bathroom and seen your regurgi-turd left in the toilet!

by Dego Dan January 10, 2008