A style of hand-job where the aim is to make the penis ejaculate while it is still flacid/unbonerated, ultimately looking like a dying snake vomiting.
"Man, I was woken up this morning by my bitch givin' me a turbo wristy, y'all"
"Excuse me, miss, how much for a turbo wristy in my car?"
"£4"
"OK then, I'll take one"
"Excuse me, miss, how much for a turbo wristy in my car?"
"£4"
"OK then, I'll take one"
by Combo-Rai August 05, 2011
This sexual move is done when someone fists a woman's asshole and vagina with, preferably, alternating thrusts. This should not be done by amateur as it is very brutal.
Husband "Have a drink, honey. We are gonna Twin Turbo your holes tonight!"
Wife "Oh god, ill grab the lube and vodka...."
Wife "Oh god, ill grab the lube and vodka...."
by TranslucentAnalBeads February 02, 2015
by Hallie Bob August 03, 2006
A person who wears a sweater vest, pocket protector, thick glasses and talks about how much they love Star Wars. Overall, they are the social outcasts who play Dungeons and Dragons on Saturday nights and go to comic conventions each week.
by H C G December 10, 2006
A hard derivative of a turbo shandy, half a glass of vodka, a dash of coca cola, and topped with cider.
you coming round to mine for some turbo cunts before we go out?
i'm not having any more of those turbo cunts before we go out again, i was battered!
i'm not having any more of those turbo cunts before we go out again, i was battered!
by FlashJoe December 17, 2007
by Colin Steve November 12, 2007
Turbo edging is the act of edging at a rate so aggressive and fast paced that you develop multiple sores and calluses on the shaft of your rod.
by Kinggross2376 October 23, 2023