A Normie who is even more stupid than a normal normie. Turbo normies have little-to-no critical thinking skills and will do whatever the mainstream media tell them to. They do not have opinions of their own, only what the television or newspaper tells them. The only thing worse than a turbo normie is an uber-normie.
Me: Do you think we should really punish ourselves by paying so much for fuel when it won't do anything about the war in Ukraine?
Turbo Normie: Well....we can't let him get away with what he's done, can we?
Turbo Normie: Well....we can't let him get away with what he's done, can we?
by 1--%notanormie June 1, 2022

This sexual move is done when someone fists a woman's asshole and vagina with, preferably, alternating thrusts. This should not be done by amateur as it is very brutal.
Husband "Have a drink, honey. We are gonna Twin Turbo your holes tonight!"
Wife "Oh god, ill grab the lube and vodka...."
Wife "Oh god, ill grab the lube and vodka...."
by TranslucentAnalBeads February 2, 2015

by Hallie Bob August 3, 2006

A person who wears a sweater vest, pocket protector, thick glasses and talks about how much they love Star Wars. Overall, they are the social outcasts who play Dungeons and Dragons on Saturday nights and go to comic conventions each week.
by H C G December 11, 2006

A hard derivative of a turbo shandy, half a glass of vodka, a dash of coca cola, and topped with cider.
you coming round to mine for some turbo cunts before we go out?
i'm not having any more of those turbo cunts before we go out again, i was battered!
i'm not having any more of those turbo cunts before we go out again, i was battered!
by FlashJoe January 6, 2008

by Colin Steve December 6, 2007

Turbo edging is the act of edging at a rate so aggressive and fast paced that you develop multiple sores and calluses on the shaft of your rod.
by Kinggross2376 October 23, 2023
