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Macaroni Tuesday

Refers to when any Call of Duty game has a Double XP weekend.
20 Points per kill in Team Deathmatch! I didn't know it was a Macaroni Tuesday!
by BSHIZZ June 15, 2009
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Titty Tuesday

It’s just a day of the week when those whores wanna show you them huge ass titties.
Dickhead - ur pretty
Slut - ikr luv me but it’s titty Tuesday!
Dickhead - I thought it was taco tue-
Slut - no, it’s titty Tuesday.

Dickhead - you make my dickhead rise.
Slut - good.
by Taba_kiki July 10, 2019
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Ruby Tuesday

When a man puts lipstick on and kisses a girls ass leaving a lip print around her asshole.
Ronnie was feeling a little adventurous, so he pulled Lisa's lipstick out of her purse and gave her a Ruby Tuesday.
by ttownlex January 11, 2010
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Sloppy Tuesday

When two girls have lesbian sex, then a third girl comes in for sloppy seconds
Janette had a Sloppy Tuesday with Rabecca last night
by Tominator733 July 7, 2019
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Turkish Tuesday

Plainly stated, it is when the deed occurs on Monday and you don’t remember it on Wednesday.
I was Turkish Tuesday’d, and still can’t find me pants or watch.
by Pdfdj December 4, 2021
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Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.
Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.
by Smackaroni November 1, 2022
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aggressive tuesday

College kid 1: wanna drink?
College kid 2: on a tuesday?
Ck1: hell yeah its aggressive tuesday!
Ck2: lets get fucking wasted!
by Traw15 April 11, 2017
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