Trumpet

God's gift to marching band.

Syn: Perfection

Bos trump 1. "WOW!!! The Spirit of Saginaws trumpets are amazing"

Bos trump 2. "I know if only we were a tenth as good as them maybe they wouldn't only hear the clarinets"

by $UP3RFL3TCH October 24, 2010

the trumpet

This is a highly complex maneovour performed by 3 males from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

Step 1. Male.A bends over
Step 2. Male B inserts a trumpet into Male.A's ass.
Step 3. Male C begins to play the trumpet in a erotic manner, while Male B watches along in envy.

Hey i heard Dan mitch and ben did the trumpet on the weekend!

by Crock March 24, 2005

dirty trumpet

Intestinal gas that also expels feces, performed while receiving fellatio

She was going to town on my schlong, when suddenly it went from a blow job to a dirty trumpet...not only didn't she finish, but I had to clean the sheets!

by Zart July 26, 2006

Love trumpet

The act of farting while love making

I was shagging her well and she was quite pleased until my love trumpet fired off and ruined the mood.

by Hopster September 5, 2007

trumpet fanfare

The infernal racket produced by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their cars. They do this out of extreme arrogance, to attract your attention to their expensive cars.

MEN don't blow a trumpet fanfare when they lock your cars. Lock your car like a MAN, not like a yuppie.

by littledebybigboobs June 16, 2005

Trumpet Tree

The Trumpet Tree is found primarily in South American countries such as Panama. It grows naturally and almost everywhere in those areas. The name comes from the leaves: They grow outwards, forming a shape like the bell of a trumpet. For years, they have used certain ingreediants from the leaves for asthma medications. It is also a very popular plant for the sloths to eat in these countries. When the leaves are dried and smoked, the effect has been decribed as similar to marijuana. The natives of Panama describe it as a euphoric and relaxed feeling, that resembles marijuana and a minute of alcohol at the same time. Although it seems fine to be using, the leaves are high in toxins and it is very easy to overdose. Some Canadians have died due to use of the leaves...

"Some of those kids from B.C. ingested that Trumpet Tree from Panama and overdosed!"

"Come and smoke some dried trumpet leaves with me!"

"DUDE!"

by Colimon December 29, 2007

tit trumpeteer

A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.

Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006