Brown Truffle

A moment of pleasure that you willingly grant to yourself.

A glass of red wine in front of the moon is a brown truffle to my mind.

by Dalila Roselt June 7, 2017

Poo Truffle

When you have to take a shit in an unflushed toilet, thereby layering the shit. Leads to a truffle effect

Check out the third toilet stall on the left! It doesn't flush anymore, so we got a good poo truffle going. Has to be six inches deep, at least!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Truffle Puff

When a guy blows his load on a girls asshole , and then she turns around and farts it in his face.

I can't get the taste of that truffle puff out of my mouth.

by Bazzled July 26, 2024

BUTT TRUFFLE

A typical workplace occurrence where one easily identifiable member of staff gets ahead financially and within their career by being the biggest brown nosing, greedy, self serving wet lettuce imaginable which ultimately grinds everyone's gears and leads them to dislike that particular individual for their shocking performance.

The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.

Mary: what is hugh doing in that secret meeting, it's his 3rd of the day?

John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.

by BanterStock April 21, 2018

truffle snake

A huge long dangling cock ready to be sucked. An Emi original

Damn his truffle snake looks like it would get caught in my throat

by BreeezyB April 3, 2021

Shit a Truffle

Uncharacteristically doing something useful

“Even a pig can shit a truffle from time to time”
“Did you see Steve shit a truffle last night?”

by Dodyssey January 25, 2022

norwegian truffle

When you shove your own testicles into your rectum. Variations include insertion of foods along with the testicles, such as pasta and hummus.

Achmed is acting up. Take this hummus and Give him a good Norwegian Truffle

by US CIA December 9, 2014