zipper trout

Specifically a penis, but more generally, the notion thereof.

Wanda and Trixie slapped on enough makeup to alter the stock price of Max Factor and went out to the clubs, trolling for zipper trout.

When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.

See also toilet trout

by Max Radcliffe June 14, 2006

Trousersnake

Noun. An alternative slang for a penis. The snake refering to the length and size of it and the trousers meaning that it is found, on many occasion in trousers. Pronounced trou-zer-sneyk.

Jonny: Ew! what a bad time for Arnold to have some viagra - in the middle of a conferance.
Matty: Doesn't seem to make a difference?
Jonny: Meh, suppose your right? But that is one weird trousersnake!

by Jonny Clarke January 14, 2009

Trotters

female breasts that exceed average size

Did you see Molly's trotters today? Those monsters are huge!

by hisenburg May 26, 2011

trouser bandit

Homosexual male

I know he's a nice bloke, he's been buying you drinks all night and he wants to give you a lift home, but you're very drunk and he's a trouser bandit.

by Jamil January 9, 2004

touted

something that is very hyped, which everybody talks about, therefore, everybody wants it.

USC got a new recruit this year. OJ Mayo is a highly touted player.

by mfo October 27, 2007

trouser chili

The act of blowing mud in ones pants,slacks or jeans.

Gordon could not find a cork to cram up his crack, so he said "Fuck it" and proceeded to make a batch of trouser chili in front of all the customers in the store

by Scott311 June 15, 2007

Trousered

When a person has to run around the house/office without their trousers on, normally a forfeit for losing 10-0 at table football

Did you hear that Simon was trousered by Nick yesterday?

by digitaloop April 8, 2018