Third Trimester Threesome 

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.

I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.

Third Trimester Threesome by mike mahony January 12, 2009

Treason 

When a person makes the ungodly decision of putting raisin bran cookie dough ice cream in place of the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream tub at any licenced ice cream shop

guy 1: "Hey thanks for getting me an ice cream cone from that new place downtown."

guy 2: "no problem man"

guy 1: "can't wait to dive into some chocolate chip cookie dough ice crea- BLEGH"

guy 2: "what's up man you good?"

guy 1: "THEY SERVED US RAISIN BRAN COOKIE DOUGH"

guy 2: "oh God oh fuck, they committed an act of treason-"

SWAT team: *storms into the room* "EVERYBODY GET DOWN"

Treason by Charlie da Man October 23, 2020

Teresa Smith-Brooks 

A realtor who loves hanging with her gals 🤪 (Except for Karen obvi) Momma of Jimmy Jeb LOL!!! (Laugh out Loud) Lover of all things cat themed, the color yellow, and lover of The Real Housewives of Atlanta! LOLLLLL 🤪 #JimmyJeb2024 #StayQuirky #LiveLaughLove

OMG! Do you see that realtor! I think that's Teresa Smith-Brooks! She's great!!! LOLLLLL

Teresa Smith-Brooks by TSB_101 May 23, 2021

Teresa 

If you ever meet a girl named Teresa, marry her immediately. She will be the love of your life. Teresa is perfect.

I think I like Teresa

Teresa by LocalBedwarsCarry June 29, 2021

Teresa Fidlago 

A bullshit rumor spread around the internet, most commonly by those at the age of 12. Essentially a bunch of crap used for clicks

12 Year Old: Hi my name is Teresa Fidlago I died 27 years year
David: Shut up, thats just A Bullshit Rumor

Teresa Fidlago by Teresa Fidlago December 4, 2021

PEI Threesome 

when you have sex with a pregnant girl. cause technically its a threesome right. cause its a girl, a baby, and you. babies are humans too!

i totally had a PEI threesome last night!! that girl was 6 months pregnant!

PEI Threesome by BubbaRodgers August 3, 2009

Lonely Threesome 

The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...

Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(

Did you go out last night?

Nope, stayed home and had a "Lonely Threesome"

Lonely Threesome by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 28, 2011