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Breakup Tourette's

Breakup Tourette's is when you use words or quotes frequently used by someone you've gone your separate ways with, resulting in you being reminded of them and exclaiming curse words.
Sarah: "Hey girl! How has everything been going? Long time no see!"
Sabrina: "Oh you know, I've just been talking to puto ass... FUCK"
Sarah: "What's wrong?"
Sabrina: "My stupid ex always would say puto ass!"

Sarah: "I see you got a case of Breakup Tourette's!"
by sm2014 August 19, 2016
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African Tourettes

That one black kid who won’t stop trapping out, throwing gang signs, and making bird noises in the halls.
“Sorry teacher, I would’ve gotten here sooner if Jamal didn’t have African Tourettes.”
by William Payton Gutierrez October 19, 2017
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Parental tourette's

During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
by Stogi March 8, 2021
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Touretter

Basically same as tourettes but the person usually say things at the most inappropriate moments in an instant similar to someone with tourettes, but could also turn into a great comedic moment.
Bob: My pet recently died
Ryan: Your mother pass away skrrrt
Bob: okay touretter
by Touretter Peepus January 3, 2022
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Tourette's of the Wallet

When you spend various amounts of money, both large and small, on things you don't really need, with no regard for budget or bills.
I accidentally bought a whole bunch of stupid shit online and totally forgot to pay the cable bill. I have Tourette's of the Wallet.
by mistresskiki October 15, 2011
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Business Tourette's

When you’re at a meeting and someone constantly nods their head in agreement and spits out nonsense sayings like “right” “for sure” “I agree” “In my experience” and overly responds to humerus comments to help make themselves relevant when they add no value.
I’m so tired of listening to her dumb ass, business Tourette's comments in that meeting.
by Karl Magnum May 18, 2021
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Tren Tourettes

The description of a bodybuilder or strength athlete who is talking shite because they're jabbed full of trenbolone, and they have far, far too much testosterone as a result.
Big Thor is slabberin' Tren Tourettes about Pa O'Dwyer.
by GI_Biochip July 23, 2025
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