touch the stove

is a game where people turn on an electric stove and take turns touching it until it gets really hot and starts to burn the hands of competitors
"hey do you want to play touch the stove?"
by ktbms May 11, 2010
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Invisible Touch

When a woman has more to her then it seems.
where you know she'll fuck up your life but you want her just the same.
a temptress in ye olde english
She has a built in ability-to take everything she sees...
and now it seems I'm falling, falling for her!

she seems to have an invisible touch (yeah)
by random-Genesis-fan January 14, 2008
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touching beards

A slang word used to describe 'sex'.
Jimmy and Angela were touching beards last night
by PartTim3Hobo July 08, 2016
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Touch grass

It means you’re developing “chronically online syndrome” and need to go outside and get off the Internet for a while and get back in touch with reality.
Gamers are so oppressed because femmoids hate men.”

“Dude, go touch grass.”
by SparklyNinja February 10, 2023
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touching tips

When two heads of a dick touch eachother
by BON3R GARAGE March 14, 2016
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brown touch

AKA "poop touch"

A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.
Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."

"Man you've got the brown touch."
by nelly83 October 24, 2014
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The Touching Game

Unwanted Sex, usually inflicted by one’s uncle to their child
Child: Waaaa!! My uncle is trying to play the touching game with me!!
Jake from CPS: Do not worry, we will arrest him
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 30, 2022
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