torpedoed

To be betrayed, backstabbed, dissed, or punked by a someone you thought loyal.

Usually it's bros before hos, but Eddy torpedoed me with that bitch.

by mcgggggg June 6, 2005

torrentard

- a person who does not know what a bit torrent is.

- a person who continually asks you to to acquire software and media because they have neither the aptitude nor the consideration to figure it out for themselves.

Why don't you download it yourself you torrentard?

Dave's coming over with a drive to copy the new OS because he's torrentarded.

by arel666 February 5, 2010

rusty torpedo

after you fuck a bitch in the ass and shove your rod down her throat.

i know this hoe who liked ass to mouth so i gave her a rusty torpedo.

by t-loc April 28, 2006

Flatulant Torrets Syndrome

When an individual has an uncontrollable urge to fart in quiet populated areas such as a library, classroom, church, or bookstore.

The bald guy in the back pew of church must have Flatulant Torrets Syndrome , he blows ass every Sunday morning in church! I also saw him in the library after hearing someone break wind behind me!

by Jtentoo13 July 24, 2010

Torpedo

A nickname for a girl who has extremly big boobs! The girl will most likely not like this nickname, but its for a good reason. Then again, on a rare occasion, the girl might like it, so give it a try!

Guy: hey look at that chick, she's got a nice rack!
Guy#2: DAMN! Her nickname is Torpedo dude!

( Guy#2 goes over by the girl )

Guy#2: hey Torpedo! Nice to meet ya!
Girl: What did you call me?
Guy: Torpedo, ya know.... you got reAlly big tits!
Girl: i know i do, but you dont need to give me a nickname like that!

by Shelberzzzzzzo February 21, 2010

tennessee torpedo

When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.

Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!

by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006

spunk torpedo

A penis.

Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.

Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.

I'd like to fire my spunk torpedo into that fine pice of ass.

by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin February 7, 2007