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Still Topside

That guy tried to claim his mom had died, but she’s still topside.
by Quantum leaps September 23, 2021
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keef tomsum

Keef Tomsum is a term that is often used to describe a tall black man who actually freed the slaves. His large hands and feet, coupled with an inordinately small car, all serve to suggest an incredibly large dick that has been proved to extend farther than the ends of the universe. Not to be confused with the other lesser-known Snickers member, Keem Tomlinson.
Person 1: Is that two guns in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.

Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.
by balzinjawz November 23, 2021
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Hot Topsy

Hot Topsy (noun): a tantalising yet disappointing garnish or finger food, typically consisting of a small amount of cheese or other topping on a cracker or piece of bread. While Hot Topsy may appear enticing and flavorful, it often fails to live up to expectations, leaving the consumer feeling unsatisfied and let down. The term is derived from the idea of a topsy-turvy experience, in which something seems exciting or promising at first, but ultimately turns out to be lacklustre.
"I was so excited for the charcuterie board, but all we got were these Hot Topsy crackers with a tiny bit of cheese on them."
by aus_sprinkles May 7, 2023
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the four tops

An amazing Motown group with FOUR good looking black dudes with amazing voices
Motown= informal name for Detroit
Black=dark skinned. Usually called African american but I just say black

Good looking= cute. Easy on the eyes. Enjoyable faces.
Amazing voices= better than the average singer. Can hit notes that are hard for most people
BTW I'm like twelve and my grandpa listens to them. He's also black but from new york
Songs by the four tops include: ask the lonely baby I need your loving reach out I'll be there ain't no woman
by and-my-name-is-TUPAC May 5, 2015
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chili cheese tops

The ingredients are mainly chili, cheese and sometimes tops!! It is made in the shape of a golden nugget and sometimes it hot af.
Chili cheese tops makes my ass feel like a volcano busting.
by The man of Skirmir March 16, 2019
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Flopsy mopsy topside pony

When longish hair is worn in a ponytail on the top of the head so that it looks like a mop and flops around.
The girl flounced over to her friends wearing her flopsy mopsy topside pony like a school yard name badge.
by Sammie75 March 7, 2020
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Tri-Keta-Tops

That’s a tri-keta-tops, not a triceratops.
by tate21 January 22, 2024
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