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BITCH! im not on your top 8!?!?! WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE
by ?*?*?*? June 24, 2006
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topping

When a cadet at fork union military academy presumably sucks on a staff members schlong, so they can have power within the school system
Adam Nazar: Maj. Mcombs, I shined my boots today so I can be cool just like you
Drayton: Damn Nazar, you topping him

Nazar: Colonel krogh, All of the internet in the barracks is unblocked, and I think that I am a fucking angel, so can I get higher rank?
Moyer: Damn Adam, you are sucking this mans speech impedemented dick, you topper
by FUMA Topping September 26, 2018
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welly top

by Schmee June 25, 2004
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muffin-topping

the condition that occurs when your belly fat protrudes over your pants.
Man, he's really packing on the weight lately. Serious case of muffin-topping.
by just_warming_up May 20, 2009
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top guilt

Guilt aroused in a top (a homosexual male who performs the active sexual role in anal intercourse) by his reluctance, failure, or inability to bottom (to perform the passive sexual role in anal intercourse). Top guilt is most frequently aroused when a top is confronted by a versatile partner (that is, a homosexual male who performs both the active and passive sexual roles). Also referred to as pitcher's guilt.
Dude, don't give me top guilt. You know I'm a pitcher, not a catcher.
by boobookitty82 June 8, 2010
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top stroke

A method of male masturbation. The top stroke is performed by resting the the palm of the hand at the top of the penis and wrapping the fingers underneath. With the thumb closer to the body then the little finger. The name is directly related to the action that is performed in this position.
The boy, who had just descoverd masturbation, was eager to try 'top stroke', in order too increase his dexterity.
by darcturus June 4, 2007
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Tarzan Top

When your girl wraps her legs around your neck while facing towards you and gives you head. It allows for you to walk while getting dirty top
Nathan- Bro I heard you got some freaky Tarzan Top from your girl last night
ZDog- yeah brodog I did it while walking 3 miles
by TreeandZ September 18, 2019
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